monkey function

The non-offensive way of saying 'mother fucker.'

Jeeves, you monkey function! The Presidents wife is supposed to be in Switzerland! SWITZERLAND!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 24, 2003

Function Adams

A white singer/rapper from Hauppauge New York. Is actually good but nobody knows him outside of New York. Kinda sounds like Juice Wrld but white. Lol

I saw Function Adams at the mall, he kinda looks like Bazzi.

by Paul Hymen July 23, 2019

Function Junction

The Function Junction is a chain of sex shops and porta-brothels located in municipalities in 43 US States, Mexico and Canada. Their tag line is "Function Junction Your Number One Spot for Fucktion Suction."

Hey Bill wanna head down to The Function Junction
How'd ya know I was in the mood for some Fucktion Suction

by Chad McLadington May 22, 2019

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 18, 2010

pulmonary functions

One big ass word for "lung checkup"

Riley "i have to get a pulmonary functions test tomaro"
Bill "oh, are you haveing trouble breathing?"

by MurrDaddy8 November 6, 2011

Gamma Function

A function in math that is like the factorial function, but not just for natural numbers. It's continuous and grows faster than exponentially.

23:41:44 Scott: 5
23:41:55 George: i choose 6
23:43:44 Scott: ∞
23:43:30 George: ∞^∞
23:43:34 George: bitch
23:43:53 Scott: (∞!)^(∞!)
23:44:07 Scott: whore
23:44:09 George: (∞!)^(∞!)+1
23:44:10 George: slut
23:45:11 Scott: yo, Г((∞!)^(∞!)+1)
23:45:12 Scott: you cunt.
23:45:12 Scott: that's the Gamma Function, btw

by circlerunner August 16, 2011

Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,

for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there

by Coldsurvival July 2, 2011