Fuckin' Optimus Prime 

1) An exclamation when a semi-truck refuses to let you merge onto the highway or some other sort of road douchebaggery.

Did you see that truck totally hog up the merge lane?!! Fuckin' Optimus Prime!

Fuckin' Optimus Prime by Holymonkey7076 October 26, 2010

Fuckin Groucho 

a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar

Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!

Fuckin Groucho by Alex Trebec III. November 15, 2011

fuckin hungry 

This is what you say when you're really hungry and have no food in your house because you used all of your money to buy alcohol. This usually occurs after the alcohol has worn off.

Im sobering up and im fuckin hungry! Where did all the food go?

fuckin hungry by Hungover_andHungry January 26, 2012

Tom Fuckin' Brady 

When you're so damn good, you're like 2x NFL MVP and 4x Super Bowl champ Tom Brady

He's like Tom Fuckin' Brady out there

Tom Fuckin' Brady by tFb49 May 19, 2016

Buy the fuckin' shoes 

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.

So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!

Buy the fuckin' shoes by YAWA December 12, 2020

She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

You will typically say this phrase when you come home from a long day of work and are looking forward to a grand feast of Terriyaki Chicken and Pineapple Rice to be prepared by your beautiful wife when she had unexpectedly whipped up a big pot of beans for both of you to chow down on.

They buggin' bro. When I... bro, bro, bro. She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!

She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!! by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

Monster Fuckin Chillinz 

The highest level of 'chillin.' Also known as MFC for short.

What's up?

Oh, I'm just monsta fuckin chillinz right now.

Monster Fuckin Chillinz by Jsuave August 23, 2003