printable coupons

A conspiracy between Big Business and the printer-ink manufacturers to get people to buy more ink-cartridges.

Most printable coupons are a majorly-wasteful rip-off --- you use more money in ink to print the coupon than you save from redeeming said coupon at the counter!

by QuacksO March 30, 2019

couponism

An act of Excessive and addictive use of coupons. It can also be an obsessive use of coupons

|Too much use of coupons is called couponism. aN OB

by Mr Mina April 16, 2015

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Coupon Ghoul

When your mom sends you to the grocery store, but it couldn't be easy.
-Eggs
-Steak
-shredded cheese
...
NOPE

- 2 for $5 Egglands best Grade A Size Large Offical EB Eggs Garunteed
- 16 oz London Broiler (Nature's Own) Special 2 for 1 BOGO $4.59 with shoppers card
- Strogener's monzorella high quality 16 oz bag, not 20 oz lightly shredded county style sharp cheese
...
(this, but i seriously came home with 30lbs of meat)

George: "BRO, I hate shopping groceries for my mom, she gave me this stupid list of specials and crap. Now I have to read everything!"

John: "Dude, your mom's a Coupon Ghoul."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

coupon #3

COUPON
COUPON
COUPON
COUPONNNNNNN

Hey coupon you are such a coupon you silly coupon #3

by diddle sucker September 4, 2021

Green Coupons

money; cash, dollars ETC.

All she ever wanted was my green coupons

by Lindes Adaks September 3, 2018

Coupon Karen

A Women(Typically A Older Woman 30s-80s) Who Argues With Cashiers At Retail Stores In The US About Coupons/Deals On Items And Doesn’t Stop Until She Gets That Deal And Gets A Manager Over To The Counter And Either Badgers The Cashier To Death Or Gets The Cashier In Trouble

You Won’t Believe The Coupon Karen I Encountered Today At Walmart

by AndyBoyz March 27, 2023