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Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.
Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.
Paddle Boating by MMP38 October 21, 2011

Tug Boating 

When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.
Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.

Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.

Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.
Tug Boating by mooseman13 February 10, 2012

bobcatting

The only true meaning of bobcatting is the following one.

a few guys go stand in a circle and each of them jerks off the guy on their left. (or right whatevs)
Mostly used as an insult
guy A "you heard the news about these guys? They were bobcatting all weekend"
guy B "thats disgusting"
bobcatting by tim the enchanter October 9, 2013

broboating 

A brother who ingages in the act of silly, over the top, showboating
If he hasn't spiked the ball at the five yard line, it would have been a great run in for the td, but that's what you get for broboating.
broboating by biggest paul May 3, 2015
Erick- "Hey dude, Whatchu doing?"
Donnie- "Nothing man, Im just boating"
Boating by KiddoDefs January 3, 2017
When your planking on your toilet and your penis touches and goes into the water.
Gilbert G. “Bro I was just boating and my penis went back into my body!”
Boating by Water Mellon man June 15, 2018