Human bobcat

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.

That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others

by Hck94 April 27, 2025

Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.

Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")

by TimJongUn May 10, 2016

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018

Reverse Bobcat

Nothing to do with a cougar in training, this a stubbly-faced freak who after 11:07 PM (ET) will be all up in your grill (assuming you are a good looking lady who is younger than himself) about a late night hookup. That would be a Bobcat.

But in the case of a REVERSE Bobcat, like others in the cat family, once it has captured its prey and has the capability to do with it what it will : nothing interesting happens. It was all meow, no claws.

"That older guy over there, Steve McFeelington seems like a good fellow, Margaret. Mayhaps you and him should haveth a roll in thy hay."

"No way, Cindie - Trisha said he's a total reverse bobcat. I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a reverse bobcat who won't get no love from me."

by Mr. Andersons September 21, 2009

Bobcat

Australian slang for a gold digger. Named after a smaller brand of excavation machinery or "digger".

That Sheila is a bit of a bobcat, she's just after you for your money.

by Oldmatebloke July 26, 2024