Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 15, 2010

blumpkin doll

The perfect Christmas gift !

Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!

by Noel O’Gism December 25, 2020

Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.

The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012

Blind Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.

Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.

by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017

Canadian Blumpkin

The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.

Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?

Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.

by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016

Pumpkin Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.

Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.

by fishman802 August 10, 2013