Definitions by MANvsBlumpkin

Mutually Assured Blumpkin 

When two people performing oral sex on each other simulaneously shit their pants.

Jayson and Steve's date was going so well, until it was ruined by Mutually Assured Blumpkin.

Mutually Assured Blumpkin by MANvsBlumpkin August 28, 2012

Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.

The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.

Suicide Blumpkin by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012