ballitch 

when your balls itch

dude i have a serious ballitch

ballitch by pehis February 25, 2008

Balloch 

A wee toon on the Bonnie Bonnie Banks of Loch Lomond in Dunbartonshire Scotland. It is where the River Leven meets Loch Lomond (the biggest loch in Scotland), popular with tourists and locals who enjoy hiking, boating and a few confused ones who come looking for the monster.

A famous folk song was written for the Balloch area:


You tak the high road an' I'll tak the low
an' I'll be in Scotland afore ye

For me an' my true love will ne'er meet again
on the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond.

Balloch by brawquine April 19, 2009

Polish balloon animal 

Uncircumsized polish penis

That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin

Polish balloon animal by Pstallion69 March 16, 2015

pug ballet

A euphemism for an unlikely event.

Well that is about as likely as a pug ballet.

pug ballet by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Dizzy Balloon 

A freakin awesome band from P-Town CA whose jams get bumped on live 105 and whose shows are fricken insane. Dizzy used to go by the name Panda until legal shit got in the way an they hada change it. Famous for bein the best looking collection of young men youve ever seen. Mr. Petros on lead vocals/guitar, Jonny on guitar, Joey on keyboard, Louie on drums, and Raffi on bass.

Paco says, "Hey, who be that dizzy boy in the pink sweatshirt?
Maria says, "Why that's the lead singer of Dizzy Balloon!"

Dizzy Balloon by nospeakenglish91 February 26, 2009

Balloon knot

The anus.

Balloon knot: Named for the resemblance of the anus to the knotted neck of a balloon.

Balloon knot by jake1688 November 20, 2010

Ballouville Special 

A type of large woman commonly found in the northeastern corner of Connecticut. Normally their build will resemble that of a haystack or a mountain.

Their most common attire would consist of either pink or light blue sweat pants and jacket. No matter the color, you will invariably see their underwear peeking through somwhere on account of the laws of physics.

Dad: Yeah. I was walking into Ames today and I got sandwiched by a couple Ballouville Specials when the one in front of me got stuck in the door.

Me: O snap!1

Ballouville Special by Sunshiny Day June 4, 2008