pink turnips

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy March 30, 2011

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

by Wordsmitheu July 17, 2022

'Jane was bored and so pulled up 50 shades of grey and tickled the turnip."

by Iloveturnips June 1, 2017

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Dismay or shock upon learning of an event.
Can also be used positively, similar to "bollocks"

"Did you hear? MARDEK VIII is coming out!"
"Snazzy turnip snouts! Surely we're living in the best timeline!"

by Raedellion September 18, 2023

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019