cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt

The same definition of a bitch nigga or cock monkey

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

by lil brooklynboy96 February 14, 2016

thunder punched cunt

When you smash the gash of a girl so hard she feels like she's been king-hit in the box.

She wandered around the house nursing her thunder punched cunt when Craig left.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Cunt Thunder

Sloppy and explosive vaginal fart.

Dude, I was eating her out and her pussy fart sounded like cunt thunder.

by Mr.Happy420 February 20, 2009

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 7, 2007

Thunder Cunt

The biggest cunt you have ever met in your life. She is rude, sleeps with everyone else's boyfriends, and talks shit about everyone.

ღƬαу Cʀᴏɴᴀɴ Ótѕαղα Ⱥиgєℓღ, slept with my boyfriend what a fucking Thunder Cunt

by TAYSUCKSSOULSOUTOFEVERYHING November 5, 2021

Thunder Cunt

Some who takes being a cunt to a whole new level.as if it was a profession. Generally someone who also looks like they live at mcdonalds

-That chick fucked like 6 guys, all of them came in her, and then she had me go down on her!
-Fucking THUNDER CUNT

by krazyazzwhiteboy April 18, 2017

Thunder-Cunt

Verb; the act of a female quiffing, with ample magnitude to create wind and speed of mock 2, in a males face.

My brother Landon was going down on a large woman in gamma fly beta and pulled a thunder-cunt on him. He proceeded to ask her to formal.

by KappaD April 4, 2016