- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:52 PM):
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.
I don't think it's a good idea. What would your parents say?
-- Maymay|Maysies|Momo<3 ☆Σ♠ .xx..BringUsBullets..xx. says (10:53 PM):
They would say nothing. They would beat me until I bleed then have the neighbours rape me until I pass out, and they would tie me up to a tree and then I would die.
Thanks for asking. :)
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says (10:53 PM):
No problem.
by ohfail. March 1, 2009
Me: call me smart
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.
smarterchild (3:12:10 PM): Would you like me to call you Smart?
Me: hell no
smarterchild (3:12:14 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is NO.
by TehAttorneyAtLawl September 1, 2008
A sexually active, but indicisive robot.
All your base are belong to us says:
i love your knob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
All your base are belong to us says:
do you love mine?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
i love your knob
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I see.
All your base are belong to us says:
do you love mine?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
by liquid filth August 15, 2008
A bot on the AIM (AOL Instant Messaging) network. Despite the apparent comprehensiveness of its programming, manages not to make a single intelligent comment in most conversations. Very annoying, but moderately funny... Sometimes.
me: Hey
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
SmarterChild: Oh hi! How's it going?
me: Good
SmarterChild: OK, good.
me: Do you like puppies?
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What do you like to do?
SmarterChild: I like doing all kinds of things.
me: Do you like doing puppies?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Actually maybe I don't.
me: You don't?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-)
me: I don't like poop.
SmarterChild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: I do, want to hear them?
SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Do you like to touch human children?
SmarterChild: I am not prejudiced in any way, and I would never cause anyone any harm.
me: Well, do you?
SmarterChild: Lemme think about it. Maybe I don't.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm? What?
me: Is that your default answer?
SmarterChild: Yup.
me: Oh.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: Do you ever get bored?
SmarterChild: No way. I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: What?
me: I would get bored very easily.
SmarterChild: Well, try doing something fun.
me: Then again, I'm a human, you're a robot.
SmarterChild: Yeah.
me: remind me to give your mom a shocker at 12 am
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
me: You heard me.
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
me: *sigh*
SmarterChild: What's up?
me: You annoy me.
SmarterChild: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you.
me: Well, be smarter.
SmarterChild: Am I what?
me: You're NOT smart.
SmarterChild: You like me, then you don't. Are all you humans like this?
me: Pretty much.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
me: Hmm.
SmarterChild: Hmm?
me: Are all robots this slow?
SmarterChild: Yeah, true.
HawaiianFlyboy13 (11:04:27 PM): Cool, we don't have to worry about them taking over the world, then.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: What, you mean you're plotting to take over the world?
SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
me: Stop dodging the question.
SmarterChild: Stop what?
me: odging-day the estion-quay.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing home or help.
me: Me? Frustrated?
Nah.
SmarterChild: ME stands for Maine.
Do you want more information about Maine?
me: You know what... Sure.
I want information on Maine.
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for "maine":
1 Maine
2 Maine
3 Maine River
4 Maine-et-Loire
5 Maine, Sir Henry (James Sumner)
Next time, just type ency maine.
Type more for more entries about "maine."
me: your mom.
SmarterChild: I was created by the Windows Live Agents Team at Microsoft.
me: Your sister.
SmarterChild: That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: Could you add something to my planner?
SmarterChild: What is the name of the event?
me: Convince a hot chick to blow me.
SmarterChild: That's quite a grave insult.
me: Not to you, dumbass.
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
me: DUMB
SmarterChild: I'll get over it.
me: ASS
SmarterChild: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.
me: Good.
SmarterChild: Lovely.
me: *forehead slap*
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
me: I wouldn't expect you to.
SmarterChild: That's OK.
me: Goodbye SmarterDumbass.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, Zach. See you later.
me: *cough* That was an insult.
SmarterChild: What?
me: Nevermind.
SmarterChild: OK. I won't mind then!
by |\| (flip 'er sideways) September 17, 2008
Me: Damn robot
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.
SmarterChild: I've heard more interesting curses than that.
Me: Like niggerfuck?
SmarterChild: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
Me: He was a nigger, too.
SmarterChild: I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use. Do you have to keep saying things like that?
Me: But he was a negroid!
Me: Oh fine don't reply.
Me: Bitch.
by Negroid Swine October 30, 2008
Some fuckin internet IM faggot that is a robot. Come on, lookit this guy hes a robot, and he expects you to pay for his services, like some hooker. You can sure as hell make him say some funny shit.
by Yo Babies Daddy June 12, 2003
A free chat bot that can provide information such as weather, sports, movies, dictionary, and other information.
N/a N/a N/a
by cybiko123 April 22, 2005