when you hear an alarm going off after you have had sex with a woman, you cum on her alarm, and then set it for ten minutes after you have left. when she hits the snooze button she has once again had your cum on her, hence leaving your mark on her and her clock...
Yo i totally gave her the alarm poach
by the twizzle December 7, 2007
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A burger that comes with a poached egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
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To stop for a fly by piss at any random convenience store or fast food chain without making a purchase
While traveling my sales territory I frequently poach the whiz house
by The linguist from Cunna September 30, 2019
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Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth
Oooooo yeah poach me baby
by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017
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To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.
“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “
by HellaDopeName October 30, 2020
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Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.
"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."
by oxycodiene June 25, 2008
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To attempt anal without any lube involved.
I was just poaching and it burned terribly! My hole is on FIRE!!
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