The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
by EagleEyed April 27, 2021
by Yoooboi May 18, 2021
Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
by gdiz916 July 7, 2022
To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.
by emmm... March 10, 2019
The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
by EagleEyed April 26, 2021
On the 12th of April and 8th of November people across the world celebrate all Murphy’s especially male as they are without a doubt the worlds greatest creations
by Derick1357pwexs April 11, 2019