by metalupyerarse August 13, 2008
metallica =
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more
by bob August 16, 2006
A band that appeals to 40-ish guys who work as middle managers at Brandsmart. Balding ex-metal group from the mid-80s that won't retire and continues to make horrible music with no rhythm or form. A band that literally isn't fit to lick the buttsweat off Slayer's balls. Still living off the success of a couple of OK metal albums released from 1983-86.
Metallica is in the studio with Nelly and Bob Segar again.
Even Rick Rubin can't produce an album that doesn't suck with Metallica in the studio. Lars Ulrich plays drums like he's got Parkinson's disease.
Even Rick Rubin can't produce an album that doesn't suck with Metallica in the studio. Lars Ulrich plays drums like he's got Parkinson's disease.
by Stoned 420 August 17, 2007
An outdated group of somewhat talented mucisians who appeal to trailor park crowds. They can play a guitar but that's about it. Their vocals consist of repetative phrases that sound powerful or moving (especially if u dont think about them) but dont actually have a meaning.
by callme June 13, 2006
Kill Em All, Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, And Justice For All, Metallica, Load, Reload are Metallica albums.
by Klaymaster June 8, 2005
The best band ever. Their music kicks ass to an extent you can’t imagine.
To all you non-Metallica fans and those who look at it as something less than the most extrordinary sound in the universe, go hang youself. And please, if you do not intend to hang youself because you don’t like Metallica, don’t you EVER say something that can be takes as an offence towards Metallica or their fans.
To all you Metallica fans, BE PROUD!!! you should see yourself as more valuable persons than the rest of the population on this planet. WAY TO GO!!
Thanks to Metallica for the great and awsome music, my dog, internett and all other Metallica fans that support my view in this case.
To all you non-Metallica fans and those who look at it as something less than the most extrordinary sound in the universe, go hang youself. And please, if you do not intend to hang youself because you don’t like Metallica, don’t you EVER say something that can be takes as an offence towards Metallica or their fans.
To all you Metallica fans, BE PROUD!!! you should see yourself as more valuable persons than the rest of the population on this planet. WAY TO GO!!
Thanks to Metallica for the great and awsome music, my dog, internett and all other Metallica fans that support my view in this case.
by Ktulu August 14, 2007
Without a doubt, the single most overrated shithole of a "band" of all time. If you want to listen to a bunch of 80 year old fartknockers rant about satan and killing, be my guest.
Typical narrow-minded metal fan: Metallica dude! Metallica! *bangs head*
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
Person that is not an idiot: They suck.
Fan: I´ll kick your ass! Metallica!
Person: No, I´m not 13 years old, so I won´t fight you over a band.
by Adrian August 23, 2006