Keaton funny creative artsy smart man. Can charm any woman especially blonde hair 5.4 5.9 tall women. He also has and incredibly massive hog. Like I mean that thing is like a fire hose.
I’m so deeply in love with Keaton
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A super hot guy, always liked by everyone, he is at least 6’0 and pulls. He is blond, has blue eyes and is under-appreciated.
Everyone secretly loved Keaton.
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A super hot guy, always liked by everyone, he is at least 6’0 and pulls.
Everyone secretly loved Keaton
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Keaton is an annoying person. He know just how to make people very mad very quickly. A Keaton never turns in there homework and is failing almost every class. Trust me when I say this, never ever trust a Keaton. No matter what Keaton does not shut up.
Kallie: Keaton please be quiet
Keaton: No
Teacher: Keaton you have 15 missing assignments
Keaton: okay
Ella: Keaton please stop talking
Keaton: No
Teacher: turn in your homework
Keaton: it is not done yet
Danny: of course it is not done yet
Keaton: Haha
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Keaton can be a very outstanding person and kind. He will never leave you by yourself apart from when he gets his mean streak. Keaton is always very expressive, towards everyone, Keaton is the odd one in your friend group because of a traumatic childhood and has a female dominant upbringing which can result in homosexulity. Keaton is a kind and expressive person.
Wow, did Keaton really do that?
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A magnificent piece of meat with a great body and huge cock that every girl dreams about banging
Keaton's so hot, I really want to make out with him
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The Grand Master of the 2025 Spaghetti Reich.
Keaton Servant no.1: Heil Keaton!
Keaton Servant no.2: Heil Keaton!
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