A shit pillow is when you shit in someone’s pillow case and wait for them to lay their head on it, it’s pretty evil
by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023
by Heavy Piss Head June 14, 2015
A similar type of conversation as a Blanket Statement, only this time it is not a statement at all and is instead an action where the one making the statement will suffocate (usually by a pillow) said person(s) being approached; A less broad statement than the Blanket Statement, but a stronger way to send a message.
Guy: Look, I'm sorry man, I just don't get it.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
Girl: If you don't get how I'm feeling, how about I lay it out to you in a Pillow Statement.
Guy: The hell is a Pillow Statement. And, no thanks.
Girl: That wasn't a question.
by Gbunny81 July 23, 2022
by Bappo nuked the Jappos March 30, 2023
by Cum-bird May 24, 2023
Shit that girl in front of me in english has some squishy pillows, in the middle class she turned around to talk to me and I regret wearing under armor today
by Mrthesexy February 12, 2014
by DNAKERN February 28, 2023