e-joke-ulated 

When a dude spends a really long time having sex with a chick and at the end he barely ejaculates at all, providing a disappointing ending for the girl.

Dude, I was watching a porn that was an hour long and at the end when she was on her knees he e-joke-ulated. She looked disappointed.

e-joke-ulated by somerandomguy59 April 28, 2010

Moben Joke 

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

Moben Joke by MSquared March 23, 2012

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

bi joke by tory borty April 25, 2013

peele joke

a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever

peele joke:

Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?

peele joke by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013

Ceiling Joke 

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

Ceiling Joke by NickySticks September 15, 2013

Maged joke 

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

Maged joke by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013

popsicle joke 

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

popsicle joke by johnSnow November 4, 2014