Cockblocked by Tim Cook 

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

Cockblocked by Tim Cook by Juhurty October 5, 2011

Chinese Tim

a young chinese male who goes to my high school and obsesses over a friend of mine *Amanda P* and uses the word.... "gorgeous" about her

he also *no joke* wears women's clothing

he prefers women pants over men's because

they fit better and are tighter

and pretzels stick to his head when hot

i know first hand

he also tries to run me over in his car almost every day on the way to my bus

he is satan's ugly cousin who never wears anything except skin tight shirts from Hollister because he's emo like that

he also spends lots of time at the Digital Mayhem place where the nerds and goth and band kids pay tons of money to sit at a computer for 20 minutes before paying tons of money again

HOLLISTER WORKER: Hello young fellow!Can I help you?
TIM: No..I don't need help. Do I look like I need help?
HOLLISTER WORKER: Well, you are in the women's department!

Chinese Tim by Adriana Nazzy <33 April 21, 2005

tiny tim 

a person with a smaller wanker(look up with you dont know what that is)

tiny tim

tiny tim by zgs February 12, 2004

Uncle Tim 

Whites who challenge white racism and white supremacy.

The term originated in poor faith towards a white anti-racist activist Tim Wise.

That guy is challenging my racist behavior, and he's white too!?! What an Uncle Tim!

Does he hate white people?

Uncle Tim by MastersDegreeTeeHee June 10, 2010

Frosty Tim Hortons 

The act of performing sexual intercourse on a doughnut and splooging on it, hence the frosting

Jordan knew he would not get any action at the party, so he performed a Frosty Tim Hortons out of desperation.

Frosty Tim Hortons by rectal scrotum June 13, 2007

a snowballing Tim 

A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.

Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."

a snowballing Tim by Andy House January 17, 2008

Dirty tim 

When someone named Tim eats the ass of an old homeless women and pukes up on her chest then eats it.

Oh you've done a dirty tim , thats how you got aids

Dirty tim by Dirty timmytoo August 9, 2021