Bro-tension

Bro-tension is a social phenomenon that occurs when two bros interact, but one or both are mad or bitter about the past (usually about another bro), resulting in passive-aggressive behavior. While hugging it out could relieve the bro-tension, it usually never happens.

"Dude, whats going on between Dwight and Antonio? They don't really talk to each other anymore."

"I dunno, man. They've been fighting about which one of them is Kevin's true best friend."

"Ahh, its that bro-tension."

by BroScience December 3, 2013

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bro-dading

When you act like a father to your close Bro.

Hey Bro I think you would look good with this haircut style. Na man quit Bro-dading me.

by Leg3nd6 August 3, 2017

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Libertarian Bros

When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.

Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.

Clint : Why?

Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.

by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020

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Bro code

Honored among bros, the obvious rules among bros, or guys in general.
Bro Code

#1 Sisters are off limits

#2 Exes are off limits

#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her

#4 Do not in any way, be that guy

#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys

That’s the bro code thank you

by Hi ur the best November 11, 2020

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