9 definitions by Paper Mills Nation
Keith ignored a congressional candidate’s tweets and instead was pulling a pitman and wrote about how cool football players are.
by Paper Mills Nation February 10, 2022
When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
Southern Ohio’s version of a THOT only they got Mt. Dew mouth and are waiting for their baby daddy to finally come home from the Paper Mill job. Found any place in Butler County where bad country music is playing.
Clint dreads when the Butler County THOTs come into his store with country music blaring and leaving soda bottles everywhere.
by Paper Mills Nation July 2, 2018
A sexual act where you hide on the side of the dollar general on Riverside Drive until your cousin comes running by then you drop kick them and start blowing them.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.
Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.
Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.
by Paper Mills Nation February 10, 2022