East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado
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put a mask on your girls head, Hit it from behind, run turn off the light and have your friend that's been hiding finish it off
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Slang term for the Ibis, an ancient species of bird, the population of which has soared in Sydney since the early 21st century saw a mass migration of the little cunts from western parts of the state, likely seeking cooler, moister climates and possibly employment. See Bin Chicken.
See that winged creature with the exposed brain feasting on trash over there? That's just an East Sydney Flamingo.
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Northeastern regional version of "BFE" overheard in Boston.
The piece a' shit cah broke down way out in East New Bumfuck. The towing bill was beyond wicked.
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The act of sticking your dick in someone’s ass when they are in downward dog position while simultaneously jamming to Eastbound & Down by WSTR.
Let’s East Brownward & Down and chill.
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a guy who thinks being a bulldog is by just saying it not being put on by the gang
oh man why East side dank is bangging on the wrong side
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