the feeling of a chaffed ass crack after you've been waiting tables or walking around all day. Commonly prevented by the safety wipe, which means wiping all the residual sweat moisture from your ass crack, before it turns into full blown wack crack.
"dude, i worked a double today at applebees and i have major wack crack.."
by abel salazar December 20, 2007
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A condition in which a person's (usually a man's) butt crack is partially exposed when he leans or bends over and his shirt rides up and/or his pants ride down.
That husky plumber has a real crack problem when he works under the sink.
by ursophile60 April 17, 2008
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An extremly powerful BM,powerful enough to crack or destroy a barrel. Hence the name......
Steve:where you runnin to John
John:I have to crack the barrel!!!!!!!
Steve:you better hurry then!!!!!I'll start the car
by Ninja five October 30, 2009
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Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.
I was up all night cracking ham.
by Cmb7846 November 25, 2015
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I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!
by Spacey April 12, 2017
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A brown substance(preferably cocoa powder), used as a substitute for crack, yet snorted in the same way. It gives the same BUZZ, but is relatively cheaper and gives a new meaning to the term "brown-nosing". Used by the upper class population of Ireland.
"i totally just did a line of crack cocoa off her"
by theduckster January 29, 2009
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