World's most popular ISP. Also world's easiest to hack ISP. And buggers up your PC if u ever try to uninstall it.

It's also a huge bulky peice of crap that eats RAM for breakfast (You have to open its own interface to connect).

Good thing is u can easily get free months & special offers by telling them u want to cancel ur account!
I use AOL coz im a n00b and I dont even know what IPS stands for and Connie only charges 60p a minute for oral sex.
by meepy August 4, 2005
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AOL: America Online - It's worth about as much as the twist ties that come with you 90 cent value pack of garbage bags.
AOL: Garbage
AOL: The sharp edge on a newley opened can lid.
AOL: The fish guts that have been on your door step since last august.
AOL: The bag of chips that take forever to open
AOL: Your uncles wooden LAG
AOL: An acronym often used in boot camps to make kids behave
Husband: "Hey Honey! A new AOL CD just came in the mail!"
Wife: "Does it have anthrax on it?"
Husband: "I Don't think so"
Wife: "Throw it in that big pile where our pool used to be with the rest of the minature frisbies"
by Sean Connery April 19, 2005
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AOL is a virus, that, when installed into your computer takes over and renders it useless!
I got worthless AOL disc in the mail and installed into my computer. Now my computer is worth less than the AOL disc!
by P February 17, 2005
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the slowest thing i've ever seen next to watching a snail move. hell, a snail is even faster than a 56K server!! stupid idiots think having AOL is best even though they crash every 5 minutes. *haahhahahaha DSL rules!!* and wats this about AOL broadband? fast but cost a few couple of bucks. the free discus can save u quite a few bucks...
dude 1-COOL! I HAVE ANOTHER AOL DISC TO MY COLLECTION! woohoo! now i can use AOL and never pay! weeee!
by juilla June 13, 2004
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Agony On Line

Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.
Eating this Thai food gave me the AOL's

see also the shits
by Anthony Watts June 2, 2004
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The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.
You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
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absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.
"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."
by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003
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