Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!
by Katrykat April 1, 2020
When you take your penis and bludgeon someone about the ribs, until the ribs break. Then fuck.
No rib vaulting without consent.
No rib vaulting without consent.
by Arch Major May 4, 2016
The most absolutely horrendous rip-off of a mod ever seen. Not only does the girl in Vault Meat look like a whore herself, the artist is (most likely) a hairy cave virgin who wastes its useless time drawing porn about anything (i.e. Rule 34)
Virgin: "Vault Meat iz naut onli beutyfol butt allso reliztik!1 Juzt lewk at doze boobeez und poosy!1 Den she gro a deek!1 Bezt mod evah!1"
Human: "I ultimately regret missing the chance to drink bleach."
Human: "I ultimately regret missing the chance to drink bleach."
by Picklester November 18, 2016
A gate vault is a Technique used in Parkour}. It is mainly used to get over high obstacles such as a tall fence which is too high to do any other vault over. A gate vault can have your legs flip over you or them just go to the side of you.
by lee 2k8 June 21, 2008
The all girls freshman dorm typically found at most universities and colleges. Populated by sexually inexperienced students.
by spunkjordan June 6, 2016
1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.
2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.
Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?
Person 2: No. What one is it this time?
Person 1: “Ghosts”
Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
Person 2: No. What one is it this time?
Person 1: “Ghosts”
Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.
by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020
Originally seen on the General Mayhem forums, Vault is the place where we keep the funny, aka, comedy gold, platinum and plutonium. only the finest metals of comedy are vaulted.
by cuntbag March 21, 2005