15 definitions by spunkjordan

Three Hole Hoedown

A sexually competitive competition in which several girls get three different guys to cum in their mouth, ass, and pussy consecutively. The winner accomplishes the task first.

Mary, Suzy and Betty had a three hole hoedown, and Mary was the winner as usual.

by spunkjordan June 5, 2016

Slut Ranch

Term used in reference to a sorority house on a college campus that's filled with promiscuous sorority girls.

Dude, if you wanna get laid go party at the Pi Beta Pi house. That place is the biggest slut ranch on campus.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Tit-Tac

A small breasted girl who can easily pull off going braless cuz her tits are as big as tic tacs.

Check out Mary's tit-tacs...they are so small she's never had to purchase a bra.

by spunkjordan June 6, 2016

Stumps

Synonym for "cankles". When someones calf muscles are so fat that they are as big at the ankle as they are anywhere else along the leg.

Damn, Suzys cankles have gotten even bigger. They have moved into stumps status!

by spunkjordan November 5, 2021

Foid

Derivative of feminoid. A foid is a militant feminist who hates men, but is constantly looking for a man to mooch off of or to support her and her eight kids.

That foid needs to get off public assistance and find a job.

by spunkjordan January 10, 2021

Titty tamer

A bra that supports huge, jiggling tits.

That girls knockers are so huge it must take a cotton field to make one titty tamers!!

by spunkjordan May 1, 2016