PMS stands for Post Mevec Syndrome. It is a phase when you think you don't have to shower or be generally cleanly also known as puberty. Usually happens between fifth and eighth grade, MAY LAST ENTIRE LIFE. Symptoms are not bathing daily, refusing to wear deo for you B.O, looking grimey, acting like a spaz, freak, sketchball, or complete and utter weirdo
Girl 1: Eww that girl has really greasy hair
Girl 2: Shes going through that PMS phase
Girl 1: Grody, let's make fun of her!
by roykill1991 May 16, 2010
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Pre Marital Sex. The best kind. Also achievable by avoiding matrimony alltogether. Not a bad idea.
Fuck, I need some PMS!
by wank September 17, 2005
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Stands for pre-marital sex

2 people having sex before marriage
"Dude. Have sex with her."
"No, man. I'm against PMS."
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Pissy Male Syndrome is an epidemic. It's sweeping this nation and soon, the world. It's your guy's "time of the month". He gets pissy and short with you during 1 week of the month. It's becoming more and more common, so beware: there is no cure or treatment!
His PMS is worse than MINE!!
by GodandJesus November 12, 2010
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Pink Muffin Soldiers. A gang of hard-core females whose first set started in the Chicagoland area but is also known on the West Coast. They run the blokk and represent where ever necessary. Pink Muffins ride under the 5 point star and are stone folk killas
Don't fuck w/ that girl, cos she down with PMS and her girls will come through and fukk you and your momma up
by Miss Rain Ladi May 28, 2009
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If you're reading this, then I didn't make it. This is my only way to speak to the public about this transformation of a girl to a beast. Once you confront someone with PMS, you can't turn your back. Major moodswings (one minute: "I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" another minute: "I really love you!"), and annoyance and that stuff.

Again, if you're reading this, I didn't make it out of the wrath of PMS. (Oh, and I think PMS stands for "Pre-Menstrual Syndrome"
If you confront someone with PMS, I wish you a very good luck.
by ~C February 22, 2009
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OH NO! She has PMS! RUUUUUUN!!!!
by Your pseudonym is now mine September 12, 2009
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