AIDS

AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease that can be passed on from a man to a woman or from man to man. It is a disease that kills your white blood cells. Therefore your immune system is stopped and you cannot get better from any other illnesses e.g. flu. (also known as influenza).
AIDS can also be passed on from things like needles e.g. unclean needles used from one person to another in tatoos. It can even be passed on from breastfeeding.

stacey: did you hear about Lotty?

Mel: what?
stacey: she got AIDS!
Mel: how?
stacey: she had sex with brad who has aids
mel: how did brad get it?
stacey: When he got breast fed by his mother
mel: how did his mom get it?
stacey: she got a dirty tatoo needle

AIDS by Juls!!alie May 20, 2009

AIDS

A dish best served cold.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
Nurse: A dish best served cold.

AIDS by THE GIVER OF AIDS November 25, 2009

AIDS

The definition of AIDS is Anally Induced Death Sentence. It is commonly known as Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome or Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.

Guy one: Hey man, did you hear about randomguy?
Guy two: Yeah he got Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, aka AIDS, right?
Guy one: Yeah, but it's really called Anally Induced Death Sentence
Guy two: roflmfao

AIDS by Roebotic December 18, 2010

AIDS

Arse
Injected
Death
Sentence

What does AIDS stand for? O thats arse injected death sentence!

AIDS by Spam.sausage October 9, 2006

aids

Another
Infected
Dick
Sucker

man one:so how did you gets AIDS?
man two:I went to Africa

aids by Stephen Lang April 19, 2006

AIDS

(stands for)Another Infected Dick Sucker;derived from when two gay guys go at it. Derived from the latin words auto (self) and immuno (gay fag).

Look AIDS. (Look Another Infected Dick Sucker)

AIDS by Shawn Gabriel July 20, 2008

AIDS

When someone pretends to lose alot of weight while only eating Subway sandwichs. When really they are getting help from AIDS. These AIDS put Jared through strength training programs that diminish the effectiveness of the Subway diet. Shame on you Subway.

Jared used to be fat but then he got AIDS

He used AIDS to teach him which steroids are the most effective

The African had to eat the crabs off his pubic hair to live through the week.

AIDS by HeadHunter91 April 26, 2008