Leif Martin

Bald Martin

Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger

by TheCanadianCraka September 17, 2021

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 7, 2023

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

Tall loving kind lady/girl who never says no to somethink good has green or Brown eyes has a lot of friends cousin name jack or shrek

Ruby martin i love you

by Hdhxb April 29, 2020

A sigma of a man. Had a 8 inch pp, all the girls and guys love him. One of the greatest over watch player of all time

by Mjbigpp October 26, 2022

They're usually a gay person with a foot fetish

He has been staring at pictures of feet, I'm starting to worry he'll become a Martin Vazquez

by yourbestfriendrudy January 14, 2020