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Smort is a form of "smart" used kind of in a sarcastic way towards yourself
Wow, I'm so smort... I tried to push on the pull side of the door
by melmo March 13, 2005
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(adj) showing intelligence in fields which normally require or presuppose a lack intelligence.
The method in which Hugh lit one hundred bottle rockets at once was smort.
by *~Richard Locke~* July 08, 2014
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to be small and short, sm-ort
that lad is to smort to go on that ride
by emlou September 02, 2013
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A judged competition that involves athletic ability that is not a sport.
by etbitmydog February 24, 2010
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"lemme get a smort peter"
by Bobbie sluts January 27, 2010
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