1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
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1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!
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People who think they did something when it's not.

ps: Can be used while clapping sarcastically.
A: *bragging about how he yelled at his teacher in front of people and thinking he looked cool*
B: Well done, Hardy!
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Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.
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A xbox faggot how thinks they’re cool when they’re actually just a random gay boy
“stop being such a f***ing WIJ (well ijosh)
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When you vape out of your dickhole
Hey Joe did you hear about the party last night? It was insaine, Danny tries to do a smoky well
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