Lara Boston who is someone who you want as your friend. They are too cool for school and are so fun to be around. Not to mention she had a bangin bod, if you know a Lara Boston you are blessed.
‘Woah is that Lara Boston she is so cool I wish I was friends with her’. - Jerry
Keep dreaming Jerry’. - Lara
by Cooldude365 April 17, 2021
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When a girl inserts her pinkie in your urethra
I got a Boston crowbar at the swingers convention and now it burns when I pee
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(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
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The act of fornication with both partners standing facing a wall. The partner directly facing the wall will then raise his/her legs and begin the tedious task of of climbing said wall while maintaining fornication and balance. Caution; the climbee must be very limber.
I gave your sister a Boston Wall Crawl until her feet were touching the ceiling! Good look getting those footprints down.
by Johny Dickrigger December 6, 2009
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When a male repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from a woman's anus to the point where the outer part of the rectum has folded and extended to the outside part of the asshole.
Dude, I gave my gf one of those Boston Pop Sockets she's always been asking for last night.
by SlickMik11 February 8, 2019
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When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
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