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take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler

talk sandy to me 

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
talk sandy to me by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

Tax Back to Reality 

A modification of "Snap Back to Reality" that is used as an insult or catchphrase.
(It is intended to start conversations like it's related term "So, taxes".)
Get owned, Tax Back to Reality.

Don't talk to jean! 

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.

Talking Screws To A Hammer 

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.