table

a animal that has leg

oh u fool ur a table

by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021

Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).

That bro’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

El Table

Spanish slang for strip club

Vamos al el table?

Let's go to the stripclub

by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020

scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,

my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024