Tabletoparoosky 

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

Tabletoparoosky by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

Tabloid Baby by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012

tabloid tv 

tabloid tv is worthless, senseless and un-interesteing tv aired by commercial tv networks, hell bent on dumbing down the population with their mindless programmes about things such as which celebrity is sleeping with who and magical cures for hair re-growth.

tabloid tv is utter trash and is enjoyed by people who think paris hilton is a fine role model and and those who enjoy watching 'news' reports about panda bears having babies.

"anything on the tube tonight man?"

"nah, just a whole bunch of shitty tabloid tv. i tell you what, if i see one more show about cosmetic surgery i'll spew."

tabloid tv by The Real IzzleMann February 19, 2009

Tabberly

A beautiful confident women! Strong a bit Intimidating but in a graceful , loving way.
Great friend always wants to be their for others , but try not to irradiated he!

Damn look at that Tabberly!
I want a friend like Tabberly.

Tabberly by KissAAriesGirl February 27, 2015

Tabetha 

The most caring friend you will ever have. she is amazing and will always stick up for you no matter the situation. She is clever and funny.she is a friend for life

Tabetha is the best friend ever

Tabetha by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019

The reason these tables are numbered 

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

The reason these tables are numbered by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Tablay 

The Collective term of tablets. 1 or 2 tablet is tablet, but seven or 8 tablay, well thats tablay!

Michael Jacksons Doctor: I wanted to make more of them dollar dollar bills y'all so i proscribed him with the lucozade tablay!

David gest: Everybody was gettin high off Lucozade tablay at the time

Michael Jacksons Doctor: Lucozade tablay is a form of sweetay!

Random Black Guy: DAYAMN!

Tablay by Dave Gregory 1993 October 14, 2009