Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table
John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose
by SilversSun May 03, 2017
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Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 09, 2025
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Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
by Karisuta November 03, 2018
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table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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lucnh table

A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail
Did you see what he said in the lucnh table gc?
Lemme look
AHHHH
by Moldyhamsandwich November 22, 2023
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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