Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

Oh nO! oUr TAbLe! It'S bRoKeN!

IDk just a word

Oh nO! oUr TaBLe! It'S bRoKeN!

by oh no our table its broken October 21, 2021

table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs

john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs

by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022

table

cor0na v1rv$ cof c0f

cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee

by BFFF4LIFE! August 29, 2021

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

White Table Cloth

High end steakhouse with private booth and white table cloth...

My old lady took me to this nice restaurant and gave me a hand job under the white table cloth....

by Cheese N Cecil February 25, 2025

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019