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legs under the table

An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?

IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
by a18n October 10, 2020
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feet under the table

Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
by D Chris April 22, 2024
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Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
by Pensisnep October 14, 2021
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Cartography Table

A very sexy object that anyone could bang at any time
Bob” look at that sexy cartography table, i would smash.”
by Big_pp_energy November 23, 2019
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Tablee

A person who joins the finest tables and events around the globe, enjoys the the best music, spends less on drinks and grows its social capital.

~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.
Hope we will get some tablees to our table!

Hi! I’m Ashley and I’m a Tablee tonight.
by Tabler November 22, 2021
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Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.
by HERX44 November 27, 2020
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