table stalk

the act of stalking someone or watching them from across a table or other form of surface and noticing subtleties that others would not be aware of. this usually applies to close friends but can sometimes relate to a plain old creeper

while table stalking, panda learned that adventure boy eats fermented milk (viili) from his home country of scandinavia/finlandia. this came as quite a shock because viili happens to be lactic acid bacteria which is disgusting

by Tomato Pandaa March 27, 2009

scissor table

A table made of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the legs/feet of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the fluffy part to complete the pussy triangle,

my mom and sister made a scissor table for me and dad to play pussy board on

by ynddxgxc April 15, 2024

Table Vibes

A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).

That bro’s profile picture is giving table vibes.

by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024

black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.

Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out

by SporkedOn January 4, 2022

Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021