An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
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Get the feet under the table mug.Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.
Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”
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Get the Cartography Table mug.no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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Get the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me mug.A person who joins the finest tables and events around the globe, enjoys the the best music, spends less on drinks and grows its social capital.
~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.
~ in general use:
a person who loves to spend less money on drinks but enjoys fun time with strangers, who become best friends in the future.
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Get the Tablee mug.Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table
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