Pitty relationship

When a person only dates someone because they feel bad for them

Ary and mr president are in a pitty relationship because arys uncle killed mr president

by Jacquelin kennedy Onassis June 18, 2018

Pedogaycycle relationship

A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling

Call the police! My son has a pedogaycycle relationship with Jan Inge!

by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018

Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.

-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...

by zdam7734 May 26, 2025

unequal relationship

one person loves more than the other person

She really didn't give a shit about him, they were in an unequal relationship

by archerintraining April 19, 2018

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

choppy relationship

A Person that comes and goes. Inconsistent; sometimes their attitude is sweet/calm, other times moody and erratic like the ocean, behavior comes in waves.

One day he loved me, the next day he hated me, this made for a choppy relationship.

by Swisscheesenbagles July 19, 2020

Relationship

When two people love each other unconditionally and decide to become more then friends.

For example “that Jonathan guy really likes Rindee.” “Yeah. I’m really surprised they aren’t in a relationship yet”

by Rosieposey May 12, 2020