Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
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noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
noun
A relationship model where equality is the norm in everyday life, but with a few pre-decided traditional standards:
1) Finances, household labor, and major decisions are split evenly.
2) The woman keeps her own last name.
3) The man holds the role of higher earner from day one and throughout the relationship.
4) Children born to the couple will carry the father’s last name.
Equal partnership with a personalized twist.
My husband recommends we do a semi-egalitarian relationship.
by arhaaammy June 1, 2025
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noun
A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:
1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.
2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.
3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.
4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.
A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
noun
A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:
1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.
2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.
3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.
4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.
A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.
by mathisjason June 1, 2025
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by Mymomhasabiggerdickthanyou May 24, 2018
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One guy, (to himself): I wish I had a relationship with somebody else.
Some random guy: That's never going to happen.
Some random guy: That's never going to happen.
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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest. mug.Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
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