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Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018
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relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with
Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop
by anonymous April 10, 2021
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Dysfunctional relationship

A relationship in one or more people recognizes there is a problem yet simultaneously are in denial at it. This is more common occurrence in heterosexual relationship with a kid/s involved. Sometimes the chick is not yet prego in these relationship.

Why this happen because peeps don't like them self , they afriad they are not wanted , they want to look good and whole bunch of other things. If kids involved , then there is fear of a broken family or they be a bad parent.

A Whole bunch of stuff involved in these relationships. People can be nice and those nice things can be screwed up. Dysfunctional is not just yelling and hitting. It comes to you when someone is nice to you to get what they want .It comes off looking like normal things.

Sadly divorce or breaks up help show the problems sometimes.
GUY : Bro I just realized I have a Dysfunctional relationship .
by Justanother definition September 7, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Relationship-ception

The act of being husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, and best friends all at the same time.
Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception

Kenzie: Yee Haw to That
by Tykoi July 17, 2021
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Relationship

The thing two people are in they like each other. Often to have a good relationship the two people have to be like best friends when they’re with each other. Relationships can lead to love and they excuse the fact that the other person is a potato, can’t flirt, gets it wrong sometimes. It’s something I want.
I wish I was in a relationship with ***** because I really him
He is really cute isn’t he
by lsiplaytula February 2, 2019
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Relationshipism

The belief that a good, healthy, romantic relationship can cause good personal benefits.
I believe that Relationshipism is a true, good thing.
by ilovetoreadurmom March 30, 2023
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