Relationship Salesman

When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.

The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.

by il Alpha March 10, 2025

Mcdonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...

by Dr.FartScientist October 3, 2020

Relationshipism

Having a crush on a relationship.

My relationshipism caused me to be attracted to Jay-z and Beyonce's relationship.

by littlejervis September 12, 2016

Stable relationship

Where a person is stable in a relationship, dependable and solid

Were in a stable relationship and it's a good thing.

by carlos140 February 24, 2022

Looshanite Relationship

Two friends who date so they’re not single.

Guy: We should date as just friends
Girl: bet, a looshanite relationship

by Sil3nTDreemurr October 29, 2022

Desert island relationship

A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other

When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.

by Arugulae December 26, 2014

Relationship amnesia

When your S.O. Forgets how to do common things like booty calls, favorite sex positions, etc.

My gf didn’t know her favorite sex position anymore guess she developed relationship amnesia.

by Griswaldbattlehammer September 10, 2021