When you're at a point in life where no matter what you're presented with, it's a come up from the position you're in.
Even though he had just lost both legs in a car wreck, meeting that pregnant chick was a Kelly come up for him
by Auctiondude July 22, 2022
The name for someone who loves to sesh, but struggles with portion control, and knowing when too much is too much. A Ketamine Kelly does not enjoy the K-hole, but more often then not finds themselves buried deep in one. Portion control is not limited to ketamine, and can include MD, Coke or men. Not the same as a Ketamine Kathy
Johan: Greg, I cant deal with Ketamine Kelly here, you need to take him home!
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
Greg: I know! Where is the rest of it?
Chad: Help. I can't feel my nose. Blep.
by Chadlington May 28, 2019
An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.
by 69696968420 February 15, 2020
“you talk to A” said c “yeah bro I do” said b “ you know she like 15 right” said c “oh naw call that nigga B kelly”
by Makhi aka draco November 25, 2021
Tru Blu bloke loves having a whack at the minor, not on the pokies just unsuspecting teens that attend Ingleburn high school
by Rkellie June 26, 2023
by Pseudonym1090 November 18, 2020