While masturbating in a bathroom the person puts of of their legs up onto the toilet while ejaculating.
Guy 1:Dude i was ganking my junk in my bathroom and at the end i Captain Morgan Stanced that shit.
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
Guy 2: No fucking way! The Captain Morgan Stance!
by Conz313 June 12, 2009
A martial arts stance that involves the man grabbing the victim and making them cum so much they can no longer move
by Dilly Ding Dong November 12, 2020
“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”
by cuck_showalter November 20, 2021
When beating off on the toilet and you cum hard and fall forward only supporting yourself with one hand and your feet.
by Splatz133 August 21, 2013
when you see the girl of your dreams, you lean forward and flex your arm down all the way (BOOM). this is a common device used for picking up chicks, and it is endorsed by joey the trainer.
"Damn, im not one of those guys who is confident with his abilities." -Jordan
"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey
"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan
"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey
"Just do the power stance (BOOM). Lunge a little and BOOM!" -Joey
"Look at all these chicks i got!" -Jordan
"That's the power of the power stance...BOOM!" -Joey
by Iusedtobefat123 January 31, 2011
"I busted a wide stance in the Minnesota airport and things went terribly awry," said Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho).
by Mason Lerner October 1, 2007
When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.
by RokkNinja December 21, 2016