A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more
Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.
by Dollar menu dicks June 6, 2009
1: "What it do nephew?"
2: "Ordering a Big Mac."
1: "You are a Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire.
2: "That's racist. I'm just playin'. Up top!"
2: "Ordering a Big Mac."
1: "You are a Slumdog Dollar Menu Millionaire.
2: "That's racist. I'm just playin'. Up top!"
by KevinEaton March 21, 2012
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"
by Gay Towers May 21, 2010
v. 1. to date a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person, just because they provide cheap, easy, yet only mildly satisfying carnal, intellectual and/or social engagement. 2. To have friendship with a younger, stupider, less mature, less attractive, and/or in any way inferior person because they are willing to submit to you. 3. To do anything not becoming of a person your age in some vanity fueled attempt to regain the days of yore a la John Updike's Rabbit or that thirty year old coke head at the bar.
essentially, to order off the kids' menu means you are the one at the dinner table eating chicken fingers and pbj while everyone else is diggin' into some white asparagus foie gras dumplings with bourbon gastrique. The bar is low and you're applauding yourself for your meagre every day hurdles. You are (were) a communications or journalism major. Your reading threshold is humor (The Onion!) and graphic novels, and the people your age discuss Foucault with such aplomb it makes you cry at night into your girlfriend's soft, shiny, pubescent, strawberry smelling hair. You dropped out of college years ago, listen to emotive yet angry -core suffixed tunes, and ride bikes with a bunch of college students aping The Outsiders. You mosh and you are over 18. You watch cartoons when you aren't high. You put up with slobs as long as they adore you. You are still having one night stands every weekend you get drunk. Everytime you go to a bar you black out and you've been drinking legally for at least 3 years. You work at Borders.
by VRB October 28, 2005
Man: Wow i spend $50.00 at McDonalds.
Random person: You should have consulted the Dollar Menu Master before coming.
Random person: You should have consulted the Dollar Menu Master before coming.
by mywordisdatruth January 17, 2011
A man who's penis is extraordinarily small, promting users to feel that his package was comparable to a tiny snack purchased from the dollar menu at a fast food restaurant. Someone who is eating off the dollar menu often has a penis that can be described as cute. It may replicate an actual normal penis in appearance, although in a pediatic proportion (think mini me). If you suspect your mate is eating off of the dollar menu, you can confirm this with any ruler measuring less than 5 inches.
Meeh: "Hey, did you and Eric ever seal the deal?"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
Nicole: "Yeah, but it was bammer, he was eating off the dollar menu".
Meeh: "Damn was it that small?"
Nicole: "Hell yeah, it was like a ring finger!"
by Tha6foota May 11, 2009