by sfkjsdhfjihsdjkfnhjksdh December 14, 2019
You know that one guy in high school that that would never shut up? Yeah that's him the generic douche bag, that all the girls like for some reason.
"OMG, did you hear about what chad did?" Said (insert generic girl name here)
"Shut the fuck up Chad" Said (random person)
"Shut the fuck up Chad" Said (random person)
by synonym for weeweedungdung August 19, 2019
1. A flemy overused tampon that has a really high voice, and watches 45 hours ofo. porn a day, and jerks it while playing W.O.W. and drinking appletinis.
2. A living cum target
2. A living cum target
Chad, Richard
by testiesforrrrme January 31, 2009
often referred to as the 'resident douchebag', you can 100% guarantee that this mf will eat all of your food when high. do not trust this chad with your female because he has been known to swoon.
by Chaddington January 26, 2017
A Chad is a guy who magically appears each time a pot of spaghetti noodles begins to boil. He thinks it’s best to float slowly through life, jelly rollin’ off the obstacles.
He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.
His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.
He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.
His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.
by Terrorsquad December 2, 2018
by kempent June 5, 2009