numpty 

Andy Flynn

oh god it's that scouse numpty again

numpty by geoff titman January 31, 2003

numpty 

Small and rotund. Abused and loved.

"Where's my numpty?"

numpty by Numpty buy July 8, 2003

numpty 

A member of Totalgames who was also previously an egg.

I ought to numpty you (register you in totalgames, or make you an omelette)

numpty by Nuttey Cubey July 9, 2003

numpty 

An 80 year old vintage glider pilot who thinks it's ok to thermal below 800' on a ridge

"What are those numpties doing over that ridge?"

numpty by Jim July 14, 2003

numpty 

a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.

quote..."which numpty shot my car"

numpty by plain but smart July 25, 2008

numpty 

When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time

After math claas i had the biggest numpty

numpty by Fernley December 28, 2005

numpty 

20 stone,15 month old toddler,with 300 teeth and congealed snot/drool oozing from every facial orafice.

offspring of elton john

numpty by mr. e. john April 17, 2003