Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
You must be from New Jersey, because I hate you.
by Daney Cookey November 11, 2009
The sewer of America, the butt hole of the the United States. It should be nuked so PA can have a beach.For the most part everyone that lives there are total tools. Also could be the most dirty place in the world with a smell to match.
Ron"That kid is a total tool"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
Dave" He's from New Jersey"
Ron"Ohh that explains it"
Ron" Whats that Smell?"
Dave" Were getting close to New Jersey"
by Dave424 February 17, 2008
One of the best states in America (maybe after Florida), and I've lived in other states for a great portion of my life. We're the richest or second richest state in America. Also, about 32.1% of our state's population (25 and older) have at least a bachelor's degree. The average household income here is $59,989 a year.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
We have a lot of malls, I can count at least 4 that are a half hour a way from me. But so what? I don't see anything wrong with that.
We're considered bad drivers, in truth, it's the rest of America that can't drive. You're driving to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible, not to be polite and make friends.
Unlike a lot of states, we have a diverse and multi-racial community. Although some areas are more concentrated with people from one race(but unlike most states...this isn't the case for the whole state).
About 1 out of 15 of the people in New Jersey have a New Jersey accent. And it isn't as heavy as you think it is.
A lot of this place is suburb, but so what? What's wrong with beautiful homes and landscapes?
Great weather here too, it sometimes gets a little too cold every once in a while, but better than most places.
by Freakin' ray of sunshine August 8, 2008
A clusterfuck of super rich and super poor towns / cities all in the same area. A place were you cannot die from natural disasters, there are none.
by I_LIVE_HERE April 15, 2011
From where I am in New Jersey I can get to Philadelphia in less than a half-hour and New York City in less than 2 hours.
by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005
The dumping ground for New York City, New Jersey is where all the cultured and educated centers of the United States stick their degenerates. That is why in New Jersey you will find the worst human beings imagineable: guidos, guidettes, snotty pseudo-intellectuals too dumb to make it in the city, and rednecks that would make Alabama jealous. Just imagine every bad kind-of American, and you'll find their twisted, distorted version in New Jersey - it's as if the radiation mutated them into some kind-of supra-hick. Oh, and if you ever meet a JERZY GURL, you will have no choice but to blow your brains out if you ever want peace of mind again - if you don't, every time you close your eyes you'll see some fat-assed spoiled Italian/Irish girl with cheap platinum hair leaning on her steriod-pumped, spiked-haired boyfriend who beats her everyday.
Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
Don't listen to the other comments on this board about New Jersey being a nice place - the only people who think that are people who've never left the state, or hate New Jersey but have given up all hope of ever finding a better life.
"yo, Tony, I just saw some guy who's working hard to make a better life for himself. Let's beat the crap out of him, and then go back to my parents' beachhouse . We can drive there with the Lexus your mom bought you for Easter."
Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
Example demonstrates the lack of education, culture, and self-confidence of New Jersey natives. Also note the resources they have with which to execute their ignorant hatred of anything that makes the United States a decent place to live.
by Mmmmmt May 28, 2005
New Jersey is....alot of things but i'll just stick with retro. New jersey is home to the largest amount of emo kids this world has ever seen. The emo kids in NJ just stand on the street corners and look so cool with their cut hair and angry glances. This state has the best BANDS ever BARNIDA, I LOVE PI, even MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,and Memoirs OF THE FALLEN-those are just my favorites. OMG! and they all preform at clubs in morristown and montclair! now if i were you iD go to new jersey right now and see them along with the jersey shore because it's just lovely! i went down to wildwood on a school trip for the first time an i couldn't belive how amazing it was! i'v been to the bahamas and the jersey shore is way more beautiful! plus the boardwalk has the best rides and food ever. and by the way right now in New Jersey BATTLE OF THE BANDS is going on so vote 4 BARNIDA!!!
Hey Tiffany gosh i'm so bored of being a loser and only listening to stupid signed bands!
Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!
Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!
by emochild4life August 2, 2005