Miley Cyrus 

there's so many ways to describe her, but the easiest is to say the biggest try-hard-failure-slut. Miley used to be a cute 12-year-old on Hannah Montana, but i guess the fame got to her. Her parents got divorced because of her, so they obviously need to be doing a better job at parenting. they better be careful, because i would hope that they don't want any of their other kids turning out like their whore older sister.

Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus! I mean, that is what you are, right? a Ho, Ho, Ho. Let's see what you asked for on your Christmas list. Some lingerie... some guys... and a pole! Well isn't that just wonderful, you little disney channel star?

Miley Cyrus by Chimbalicious September 5, 2011

Miley Cyrus 

Girl with no brain.Actually,no nothing.Her daddy made her a star in Disney Channel and now she thinks she is living the best of both worlds.Hates chinese people and is a total slut.
Best know as Hannah Montana.Her songs are all fake and,Im sure she thinks she is perfect.Her mini pants and her new looks are sign of her new life as a slut.

MIley:Daddy,can i be star pleaseeee?I want Miley Cyrus the idol on the cover of seveteen magazine
Billie Ray Cyrus:Sure Darlin

Miley Cyrus by thetrueteller November 25, 2009

miley cyrus 

some1 who gives ppl near death expieriences with her "acting" and "singing"

some person:..........(watching hannah montana)..........(hearing miley cyrus' fake accent)...............................(getting very annoyed).............(feeling pain)........................(listening to her sing)..................................(puking, crying)"omg some1 save me!!!!!!!!!shut her uppp!!!!!!ahhh im dying!!!!!".......................(becoming blind and deaf)..........(dying)..............(commercials)........."thank god!!!!"

miley cyrus by lalalala12321 August 6, 2009

Miley Cyrus 

Some thrashy hick wannabe singer who woundnt know a tune if it punched her in those misquito bite tities. Also, she only popular for ONE song. (Best of both worlds)

Dude 1: Dude i love miley cyrus!

Dude 2: you mean the hillbilly one hit wonder?

Dude 1: yeah shes great.
Dude 2: .....

Dude 2 pulls out magnum 500 and empties it into dude 1

Miley Cyrus by klan killer August 16, 2009

Miley Cyrus 

1. A mind-raping future prostitute with NO talent, NO drug problem *coughs*, and NO real fans. Her singing consists of yelling, brainwashing young girls (and boys?), and lyrics about herself whoring with guys. Do you REALLY like to listen to her music? Then she must have mind-raped you in the ass.

2. A "singing," slutty drag queen (A.K.A. Hannah Montana) who banged the AIDS monkey and spread it to everyone.

Guy: Hey Miley, you wanna bang my orangutan?
Miley: Yeah! Then I'll sing about it so Disney can rape those kids!!
*goes to room*
Guy: Holy Sh-it! You're a man!
Miley: I'm not Miley Cyrus or a man, I'm Bono
*runs away from her boner*

Miley Cyrus by What-A-Twist September 9, 2009

Miley Cyrus 

Miley Cyrus is AHHHHH!!!! That bitch is ugly. Her smile makes my eyes burn and her face looks like an infected vagina(blue waffle. Miley Cyrus is an anorexic bitch who gets fucked in the ass every night by her father Billy Ray Cyrus. She works for Disney and sells her body for fifteen cents and on Sundays for one dollar. She also makes scat videos for Children.

Miley Cyrus is a skeleton, children should not watch her.

Miley Cyrus by Hater 2010 July 9, 2010

Miley Cyrus 

Shit, Poop

Little Girl: Mommy i Miley Cyrus in the toilet
Mom: Flush 10 times honey

Little Girl: Okay Mommy
*girl flushes 10 times*

Miley Cyrus by MILEYCYRUSISAWHORE July 17, 2009