when my wife wakes me up with the fellatio alarm clock i forget how bad my life sucks and enjoy every minute of the day
by brock lee August 22, 2005
The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus
by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005
by KelvinG March 5, 2008
by Greta S December 25, 2022
A circle of three or more males engaged in interlocking oral sex, in a manner in which each individual simultaneously performs and receives oral sex. The male version of the Cunnilingus Carousel.
by CubeNazi2 February 10, 2013
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
by Tronathon August 16, 2006
When your girl just finished eating a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos and still has the powder on her lips and proceeds to go to town on your purple-headed yogurt slinger.
by bencrazyOH September 1, 2020