agnostic

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.

Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"

by Zem_NY September 23, 2008

agnostic

Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

by DewEye August 31, 2006

agnostic

An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

by GangstaSwag January 4, 2010

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline February 19, 2006

agnostic

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.

There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.

by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 18, 2021

Agnostic Satanist

Someone who is both Agnostic and a Satanist

Unsure what to believe in (a god/devil, angels, demons, ghosts, magic/spells, ect.) An Agnostic Satanist does not follow the laws of Christianity, but rather the laws of Satanism.
They do not worship any higher power, though they may somewhat believe in one.

"I am a Satanist, but I cannot prove that God/Satan does or does not exist. I am an Agnostic Satanist

by Viqzen May 2, 2019