by Deported:) November 28, 2021
He is the beginning, and he is the end.
If you see him, you have lost, not only that, but he will hunt you in the afterlife for eternity.
bow to your knees and let him take you.
If you see him, you have lost, not only that, but he will hunt you in the afterlife for eternity.
bow to your knees and let him take you.
by The peanut butter company January 25, 2023
Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.
Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!
by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017
by veeisnotmid March 27, 2022
A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.
" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "
-Fellow Miami personnel
by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts ๐ฏ.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly ๐
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg๐คข. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly ๐"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid