Make Everest flat

Making something very complex very simple

I need you to make Everest flat as a don't understand what your are saying to me

by Ellis911 February 18, 2016

Flat Far

Walking distance that is short enough to not warrant the use of flats in lieu of heels.

It's not flat far...

by hbat66 September 15, 2011

Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary January 1, 2016

flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery

Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!

by ashHaL1087 November 24, 2022

Flat Liner

An attempted one liner that is not funny at all.

*Kid sees another kid hanging from monkey bars*

"Hey, how's it hanging?"

*crickets*

"That's the definition of a flat liner."

by ADR767 September 10, 2013

flat spoon

Its a spatula.

Patrick: "Hey Squidward! Is a flat spoon an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, a flat spoon is a spatula."

by there-once-was-a-guy-named-fez March 5, 2018

Tyning flats

Tyning flats is the ultimate location for a smoke up and a session with the notorious chavs and the Tyning in whom those who live there normally smoke crack in the stairwell

Down the road the hut stands graffitied by Children who smoke burn

Numerous shoutings is heard at the shithole Tyning

John: yo Kieran g you wanna go to Tyning flats to chill

Kieran: Nah g dont wanna get smoked by some chav

by Chilcomptonbilll January 31, 2020