shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts

shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts

by baka kuso yaro May 12, 2011

Shower in a can

Any spray body deodorant used to cover B.O. like, Axe body spray. Using said product instead of taking a shower.

Hey, guys, you're choking me to death spray that Shower In A Can! Why don't y'all just wash your funky butts?! You're not fooling anybody. You still stink, only now you smell like butt crack and flowers!

by Turkey Trot December 13, 2010

Meat Shower

A gathering of people strongly dominated by muscle yielding, stupid men.

"Man, that bar was a total meat shower"

"Hey, you wanna go to Water Street tonight.?" "Ya, only if I liked a good meat shower."

by Evil Betty March 6, 2005

glasweigan shower

the act of not having enough time to shower properly, i.e. with soap and water, and therefore resorting to masking one's odour with copious amounts of body spray, deoderant or in extreme cases fabreeze

Drew is a smelly bastard, he came back from work, had a quick glasweigan and then went out again

by Vicky Bailey November 25, 2003

European Shower

Splashing some water under your arms then drying with a towel (soap optional). Not to be confused with an actual shower.

"Hey, Poindexter, we're gonna be late for the panty-raid."

"I'd better take a European Shower...I smell like an Albanian."

Origin: bef. 950; ME shour (n.), OE scūr; c. G Schauer, ON skūr, Goth skūra

by Rufus LeMantra August 20, 2008

shallow shower

a cold speedy shower taken after strenuous physical activities that result in copious amounts of sweat, such as sex or sports. Takes off only the outer layer of sweat, hence "shallow"

Ernie: fucking hell dave, i'm as sweaty as a duck in a toaster after our recent anal frolicking.
Dave: balls, and your mother's coming in five minutes... time for a shallow shower, i think!

by balls.on.the.road July 30, 2009

chowder shower

To shower a ho in skeet from a higher elevation.

Guy #1. Damn that bitch is hot.

Guy #2. Ya man i wanna get on top of a ten foot ladder and chowder shower that ho.

by John White October 12, 2007