Patting the dog through the letterbox 

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Squeeze beans through the jeans 

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

Squeeze beans through the jeans by Zonal K September 30, 2019

just contact me through the app 

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.

You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app

just contact me through the app by dutone October 24, 2019

Through The Pants 

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

Through The Pants by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013

running through the six with my woes 

Going through your neighborhood carrying your problems and sorrows;yet, still surviving.

I was running through the six with my woes!

running through the six with my woes by Quinn1123 May 28, 2015

Through the Joking Glass 

When you start telling a joke or a story, realise halfway through that the listeners are not going to find it funny, but have already committed to telling it and feel obligated to finish.

Guy 1: A man goes into a ...(tharr be more)bar and asks for a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb...
Girl: Ewww that's gross!
Guy 1: Erm, yeah, anyway, and so, erm, the bartender...
Guy 2: Man, you are so Through the Joking Glass.
Guy 1: Shut up you Mantraitor

Through the Joking Glass by Reverend Pope March 13, 2010

Holding hands through the capflap 

When there is a gay/lesbian couple and one of them is out and the other isn't.

Holding hands through the capflap

In Skins:
Emily to Naomi: Still holding hands through a cat flap, aren't we?

Holding hands through the capflap by propernorthernlass May 18, 2009