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A VERY HARD PENIS! Sometimes a girl will add sugar to enlighten a blow job
yo Paco did you give your girl some rock candy?
by Heat seeker! T.C.S April 15, 2008
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Rock Candy... a slang term made by Nympha n Nuda while covering up the meaning of the true word. Also see hard on.
Nympha- I was stradaling him.. n he got sum mad rock candy.. all i could think is how small...
Nuda- Haha.. that must have been sum small shit.
by Nuda May 06, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.
Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy
by Three sheets to the wind March 13, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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The deposits that form on your pubes after working in hot weather also known as the salty furmundo chundo.
Dude, my dog totally went for my rock candy while I was sitting on the couch after work!!!
by Splinter1700 February 06, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Shatter a glass and roll penis in glass. Procede to shove glass-covered penis into girl's mouth, resembling a stick of rock candy
Caitlin requested a "rock candy" last night.
by McPida March 05, 2005
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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