ASC Alberta Subaru Club canada, Albertasubaruclub.com
by Syph3r August 20, 2007
A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.
Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!
Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!
by J-ooooo March 28, 2008
A lesbian love act where one has a drumstick inserted in the booty.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
Can also be done with a non-lesbian couple if one of them is Max from FIDDLAR.
I saw FIDDLAR last night, and had a dream about Max where I punched out the back window of his Subaru.
by SmirkAndTerror December 7, 2016
The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
by boopsae October 11, 2023
by owi1kanobii25 June 23, 2022
Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 2, 2023
The best thing that could ever exist. truly an omnipotent being beyond our understanding and completely based
by lcsfld September 18, 2022