Phunkle 

A Phunkle is a phunky unkle. A man not to be crossed in any bad way. A protector of decent humans and alpha male to all animals.
A well respected man who doesnt judge. A man of the world.

A wise Phunkle with wisdom of all things of sense. Open minded and full of Phunk and Phun.

"where you going?" down Phunkles to see mi Phunkle

Phunkle by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker

The act of putting a cherry in your asshole, then having your partner attempt to pull the cherry out by the stem with their teeth without plucking the stem off the cherry.

my girlfriend told me she wanted a chocolate cherry pucker plucker for desert.

Chocolate cherry pucker plucker by cherrybomb686 March 5, 2019

Puckadow 

When you drink Sake and you fuck your baby momma momma in the ass

I went to Nenas house and I puckadowed her mom all night long

Puckadow by Brandy69 April 10, 2017

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

butt pucker

Describes tightening of one's anal sphincter muscle as a result of experiencing of experiencing something extremely awkward, uncomfortable or thrilling. It is used in the same way as the expression "to get a pit in one's stomach" where stomach muscles cramp due to undergoing the same set of feelings.

While relatively rare if the distress is too much both butt puckering and a pit in the stomach can occur at the same time.

His butt puckered because he realized that she might have find out he was sleeping with her sister.

Whenever I ride on the roller coaster or bungee jump my butt puckers.

butt pucker by ma_man March 5, 2017

NrG Phuk 

NrG Phuk is an "all natural" energy drink that consists of: Sugar, guarana, caffeine, taurine, morphine, grenaden, riboflavin, steroids, antioxidants, thumb tacks, and DWU De-weaponized uranium. I know it sounds weird, but it's safe because it came from Mother Earth. It is illegal in the United States, but some people have it shipped in from Argentina. Makes you mature faster, and makes you get very aggressive.

"NO! You're gonna kill yourself if you don't give that back because I'm gonna kill you and its clearly your choice now!"
-Vinny
NrG Phuk. Get phuked up.

NrG Phuk by evilchocolates April 22, 2008

puck eater 

a person who believes anything told to them, however absurd.

Lars thought Nick was serious when Nick told him that two siblings born in Ireland were called Irish twins.

He's such a puck eater!

puck eater by Janmeister March 20, 2010