phucked

past tense of phuck (the substitution of machine intimacy for biological intimacy

I decided to live more naturally and no longer phucked my cell phone>.

by 3.14thagoras September 12, 2022

Icing the Phuck

Occurs when a man and woman cum at approximately the same time during coitus. Shortly thereafter, the man withdraws his penis and the woman inserts it into her mouth, gathering up the smorgasbord of juices collected prior. The man and woman then kiss, exchanging the fluids further, and allowing for a complete sharing of their combined taste.

Damn, babygirl, everything is soaked down here. What do you think about icing the phuck?

by OwnedByFelines August 17, 2020

Phucks

Non vulgar, homophone for F$&@s, used in order to express feelings of strong attraction, desire or like for someone or some thing, while avoiding the use of profanity.

Yo, dawg that shit tight, I phuncks with it for real for real!!

Man, she good people bro, I phucks with her !

Boy get out my face , you know I don't phucks with you

by Lyrik_reece December 13, 2018

Gooddard than Phuck

Anything that is above average

Rita brought home some ice cream from Muffs corner market and it was gooddard than phuck.

by muff-69-diver June 11, 2024

phuck

- to have sex over the phone, i.e. phone sex

Person1: Yo man what ere you doing on the phone for so long?
Person2: I was talking to my GF. We were phucking.
Person1: My brotha!

by alembicox March 9, 2015

Phucking Phailure

When the Philadelphia Phillies have everyone believing in them and all their hopes and dreams are riding on a World Series Championship…but Ben Franklin’s curse strikes again and they fall short.

That is a Phucking Phailure.

The Phillies blew 2 games in the NLCS and then were forced to go to game 7. Vegas had them as the favorites to win the World Series. They Came out flat in Game 7, at home, and lost to the Arizona Diamond Backs. The Philadelphia Phans were stunned by this Phucking Phailure and will spend the off season pleading for the Eagles to give them some hope as they crave a champion in this town.

by No Tango and no Cash October 25, 2023

phuck

Alternate spelling of the root-word FUCK. To used any time you are not using the word as a verb to refer to specifically to the act of sexual intercourse.
For the universal form of the word FUCK.

That's so phucking cool.
You are a phucking trip.
What the phuck?
Don't phuck up.

by e.lott June 12, 2025