NrG Phuk is an "all natural" energy drink that consists of: Sugar, guarana, caffeine, taurine, morphine, grenaden, riboflavin, steroids, antioxidants, thumb tacks, and DWU De-weaponized uranium
. I know it sounds weird, but it's safe because it came from Mother Earth. It is illegal in the United States, but some people have it shipped in from Argentina. Makes you mature faster, and makes you get very aggressive.
"NO! You're gonna kill yourself if you don't give that back because I'm gonna kill you and its clearly your choice now!"
NrG Phuk. Get phuked up.